Plus some wonderful highlights from the Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition.
1. Improbable pastimes 7: Love Chess. "With its combination of erotica and chess, LoveChess was the first erotic game that showed sexual action in a stylish, humorous and light-hearted way. Now, this unique concept got even better with the release of Lovechess : Age of Egypt" – (NSFW). (ewwww).
2. Tim Berners Lee admits forward slashes in every web address 'were a mistake': "‘People having to use that finger so much, he said, waving his index finger. ‘Think of the amount of print that would have been saved if I had of removed the double slash.'"’
4. Last night I saw Val Kilmer in "The Saint". I think it marks somewhere around 'so bad it's good' on the movie quality vs. movie enjoyability scale.
I’ve spent a couple of weeks at The Times, largely as part of a team covering the fallout following Thomas Legg’s report into MPs expenses, but here’s another article I’ve written while I’ve been here, about a new trend in second-hand 4x4s being exported abroad, where it is much cheaper to run them.
I called everyone who had advertised a 4×4 for sale in the previous week’s Autotrader, to find out where the cars had ended up – all were remarkably polite and helpful…
Full text is after the fold.
1. "Whatever you make of their politics, one truth is beyond doubt about the BNP: their data management skills are awful."
2. The Bir Tawil Triangle (well, trapezoid, strictly speaking) is officially the least desired territory in the world.
3. Inappropriate fandom: Twilight. Stephanie Meyer Day announced for Forks, WA.
Also, I love this post by Jennifer Howze on the Alpha Mummy blog.
"Good manners are good and well, but I'd be better preparing her for the real world by teaching the magic phrases, which include "I'll be calling my solicitor", "I need it in writing" and "I'd hate for the press to get hold of this"."
1. “The Play of the Waves” is often described as a scherzo, light and humorous, although, as in much of Debussy’s work, the laughs come at the expense of the violas.
3. Question: Is someone from the future repeatedly travelling back in time to sabotage the Large Hadron Collider, to prevent us from discovering the Higgs Boson?
4. Press Complaints Commission to examine the offending Moir column.
5. New England in the fall: efficiency check.
I worked on the team at The Times covering the Legg report into the MPs’ expenses scandal.
I brought in the top line of this particular story, about the Conservative MP Eleanor Laing who has decided to make a five-figure repayment despite being cleared in the report.
A Conservative frontbencher sought yesterday to salvage her political career by handing back £25,000 of expenses, even though she has been given a clean bill of health by Sir Thomas Legg’s independent audit.
Eleanor Laing’s decision to make a voluntary repayment reflects the acute anxiety felt by a number of senior MPs as they await the final verdict from the Legg report in December — and from the voters next year.
The Tory justice spokeswoman was heavily criticised this summer for avoiding a £180,000 capital gains tax bill on the sale of two Westminster flats in 2008. She told the tax authorities that they were her principal residence, despite designating them as her second home for expenses purposes.
Sir Thomas’s ruling this week that she does not have to return any expenses has not spared Mrs Laing the ordeal of a special meeting of her Epping Forest Conservative Association on October 26 which will decide whether to deselect her as the party’s candidate for the coming election.
She said last night: “I feel honourbound to pay this money, which I have done. As my payment doesn’t represent any claim or overpayment, I have asked Sir Thomas to consider sending it to a charity for homeless children, such as Barnardo’s.”
Although her repayment is the biggest to have emerged so far this week, other MPs are rumoured to be facing demands to return even larger sums.
Many more have been told to submit detailed information to prove that claims worth tens of thousands of pounds for mortgage interest were within the rules.
Martin Bell, the former independent MP, said yesterday that he had held meetings with people who are consid-erinstanding against Labour’s Keith Vaz and the Tory Alan Duncan — both of whom are widely perceived as having made excessive claims.
David Curry, an independently minded Conservative MP, emerged as the likely new chairman of the Standards and Privileges Committee, which will play a key role in deciding the fate of those deemed to have cheated on their claims.
Mr Curry, who is expected to replace Sir George Young in the role next week, survived relatively well in the expenses onslaught over the summer. He claimed about £9,000 — less than half of the maximum allowed — for each of the past four years. In Westminster, however, MPs continued to voice anger over Sir Thomas’s letters and, in particular, his decision to apply caps retrospectively to some categories but not others.
John Bercow, the Speaker, denied that he had tried to persuade Sir Thomas to abandon the caps on cleaning and gardening claims. Sir Thomas, who has come under heavy attack this week for his handling of the audit, was reported to have insisted that retrospective limits were necesssary because his own reputation for propriety was at stake.
Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, drew fire in the Commons for suggesting that Sir Thomas should extend his inquiries into those who “flipped” homes or avoided capital gains tax to pay up.
Half a dozen Cabinet ministers, including Alistair Darling, are known to have been asked to provide further information about their claims.
The Tory leadership announced on Tuesday that eleven members of the Shadow Cabinet have been asked to repay expenses and a further eight, including David Cameron and George Osborne, have been asked to provide more information.
Three others — Liam Fox, Andrew Mitchell and David Mundell — are said to be in “ongoing discussions” with “detailed areas to be resolved”.
According to an analysis by The Times, the Shadow Cabinet has claimed almost half a million pounds more than the Cabinet in additional costs allowance (ACA) over the past four years.
However, the vast bulk of ACA claims relate to mortgage interest payments on second homes. Many MPs are bitter at the way that those who used taxpayers’ money to subsidise their ownership of a valuable asset have been seen as “squeaky-clean” — while others claiming for daily expenditure have been publicly shamed or forced to hand back money.
Stephen Williams, the Liberal Democrat MP for Bristol West, accused Mr Cameron of claiming near the maximum allowed on mortgage interest “to build up a property portfolio”, adding: “I do think there’s an unfairness in that.”
Additional reporting: Cal Flyn; Aled Thomas; Tim Glanfield.