1. "You've committed your life to Jesus. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward."
2. Don't inoculate the young and the sick. A new mathematical model suggests best approach is to vaccinate those currently at the bottom of the priority list.
3. Beijing loves Ikea – the lifestyle theme park with cheap catering and no entry fee.
4. Desperate jobseeker advertises self on Ebay.
5. New Pirate Bay posts online manifesto.