1. Uncomfortable plot summaries. "STAR WARS: A New Hope: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands."
2. "In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often"."
4. Where have you been all my life? 4: light sabre chopsticks.
5. Our Endangered Medium: Some shotgun magazine mergers you might soon see